Introduction
Enemies
Comrades
Clothing
Sleeping Quarters
Alcohol
Persecution
Equality
Commandment #4

No animal shall sleep in a bed with sheets.
 Now, every animal needs a place to sleep. However, Not with sheets! Sheets are also a symbol of the enemy, and must be done away with. Everyone needs a bed, as stated previously. However, the type of bed must differ for the leadership, as they need the maximum amount of sleep in order to maintain their ability to make good decisions and conjure up new helpful ideas. While we sacrifice the mattresses for the good of the cause to the leadership, we will still get a nice stable and pile of hay to sleep upon.